are you kidding me??
Rating: M (violence and some language)
Pairing: Kristanna and Snow Sisters
Summery: His mistake was grave and his punishment a torment, forced to remain suspended between forms, wandering the forest as a servant to a god he did not understand. For years there was little hope redemption would ever be his until a girl from a poor provincial town crossed his path and inadvertently set the wheels of fate into motion. But where does the Beast end and Kristoff begin?
Where to read?
FFN (for now)
“The future is open. Trust in the Gods. Live for each moment.”
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
OKAY SO I’M GONNA DROP A STORY ON Y’ALL
MY FOLLOWERS KNOW THAT I’M PRETTY UNIQUE LOOKING
I HAVE A GNARLY UNDERCUT, A SHORT HAIRCUT, AND AS OF YESTERDAY MY HAIR IS BRIGHT PURPLE, AND I TEND TO WEAR CLOTHES OF THE ALL-BLACK-SHORT-SKIRTS-THIGH-HIGHS-INTIMIDATING-HEAD-BITCH-IN-CHARGE VARIETY
MY FOLLOWERS ALSO KNOW THAT I HAVE A RAD LITTLE THREE-YEAR-OLD SON NAMED OLIVER WHO IS MY WORLD
ONE DAY, OLIVER AND I WERE AT THE STORE, AND WE WERE WALKING PAST THE CEREAL, SINGING A SONG TOGETHER AND OVERALL JUST BEING CUTE BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING ADORABLE, AND THIS MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN WAS WALKING THE OTHER WAY WITH HER HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER. I’M USED TO PEOPLE STARING AT ME, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I WAS ROCKING BLUE HAIR AND A OUIJA BOARD SHIRT AND A HELLA CUTE VELVET MINISKIRT THIS SPECIFIC DAY, SO I IGNORED HER GLARING AT ME AND CONTINUED ON LOOKING AT THE PANDA PUFFS
THEN I STARTED HEARING HER MUTTER UNDER HER BREATH ABOUT ME, SAYING STUFF LIKE, “Irresponsible teen mom couldn’t keep her legs closed” AND, “Her son is going to be so messed up because she has absolutely no self-respect”
NORMALLY I JUST LET IT GO, BUT THAT DAY OLIVER AND I WERE SINGING THE SHINS SO I WAS IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD AND FELT CONFIDENT, SO I STOPPED MY CART AND SAID, “Excuse me, did you say something?”. SHE KINDA STARTED BLUSHING AND SAID NO, TO WHICH I REPLIED, “Well, it seems you kinda did say something. Something about me being irresponsible and not having respect for myself?” AND THIS WOMAN WAS BRIGHT RED AT THIS AND HER HUSBAND WAS JUST TRYNA HURRY HER ALONG AT THAT POINT BUT I HELLA WAS NOT GONNA LET HER GET AWAY WITH SHIT TALKING ME SO I SAID, “You know, I do respect myself. I have my hair like this because I respect myself enough to do it and have the confidence to pull it off, and I dress like this because I respect the fact that I have killer legs that I don’t want to hide just because some old crows glare at me over it. My self-respect has nothing to do with my parenting ability, but if it did, I’d say it’s been a positive correlation because my son is respectful of everyone and doesn’t judge people based on their appearances. He knows that people look how they do because that’s just how they want to look, and that’s how all three-year-olds are until they get to the age where they see the fact that their parents are scowling at a girl who has bright hair, or a boy who wears a skirt, and that’s the age where they become insufferable assholes like you.” AND LET ME JUST SAY THIS WOMAN’S JAW DROPPED FASTER THAN THE TRIX BOX SHE WAS HOLDING AS I FUCKIN SASHAYED OUT WITH MY PANDA PUFFS AND CARRIED ON SINGING~*~*~
//you’re my hero
Tonight’s progress on the Elk King Seax. 3 bar broken back with a 10 layer core, a wrought-iron spine and a 1095 edge.
October: favourite game: are we talking any game or something specific like video game? At the present time my favorite video game is the Assassin’s Creed series and my favorite game outside the comfort of my home would be paintball.
December: random fact about me- when I was younger I had the capability of walking solely on my knuckles and running at a pretty good clip on all fours. Needless to say this scared the shit out of my Christian school teachers.
June favorite book- (already got that one answered)
July: favorite song/band: Again I’ve got a good few favorites that I shuffle through every now and then. Currently I think my two favorite songs are “Shatter Me” done by Lindsey Sterling and “Chandelier” by Sia.
March: favorite colour- blue in various shades and green =)
April: favorite hair colour & favorite eye color- I have a love for white hair and green eyes on a person. No surprise there, huh? I’m also partial to black almost blue hair.
June: favorite book- I have far too many to name here, but my top three: Name of the Wind, Warded Man, Black Prism
September: instruments I play/ want to play: I actually have no musical talents though I’m told I can sing fairly well. I’d love to learn how to play the violin. It’s always fascinated me and I love the sound. =)
January: sexuality/preferences- Bisexual
August: crush names- Oh god I’ve too many to name XD
- January: sexuality/preferences
- February: city/state
- March: favourite colour
- April: favourite hair colour & favourite
- eye colour
- May: favourite manga & favourite anime
- June: favourite book
- July: favourite song/band
- August: crush names
- September: instruments I play/ want to play
- October: favourite game
- November: if I changed my name, what would it be
- December: random fact about me :)
Big things today! Sheesh o_o
I’ve got all my inventory in, labels printed, addresses written, envelopes stuffed and thank-you notes cropped. Jellybots books will be shipping tomorrow morning Hooray! And thanks for your patience- this is my first time working on this sort of thing, and it’s more complicated than I thought!
(just a reminder, if you want to order one of your own, they’re available here)
ALSO today my very favorite recent Dawngate Chronicles page launched, beginning a few weeks of some of my favorite arcs since Renzo- get hyped!
OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.
GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY